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Pat Burrell Enjoying Himself This Offseason; Is He Really The Machine?

Let's see. You're Pat Burrell of the San Francisco Giants. After winning a championship with the Philadelphia Phillies, you were designated for assignment by the Tampa Bay Rays and it looked like your best days were behind you. Now you're coming off a strong regular season where you helped lead your team to the MLB playoffs, coming up with big hit after big hit in every game where the team was trailing. And now you've just helped one of the most tortured franchises in all of professional sports win a World Series. What would you do with your spare time?

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Yes, yes, this is exactly how I would spend my offseason too, spending my time hanging out with Barry Zito in his Marin County mansion. This is a sure winning strategy for a two-time champion.

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From the looks of these pictures, it appears he might be The Machine too. Maybe. I think.

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