As America prepares for the kickoff of the 2011 NFL season Thursday night, Oakland A's starting pitcher Dallas Braden had the tweet of the day. The pitcher is looking to improve on his television package and will use some NFL-style negotiating tactics to make it happen. Head after the jump to check out his master plan. I've got to think it would make Drew Rosenhaus proud.
In recognition of NFL opening night im holding out my direct tv sunday tix payment in hopes ill get a better deal on my skin-A-max package!