Tiger Woods press conferences are always so informative. So elucidating. So robotic.
Interviewer: Tiger, what'd you eat for breakfast?
Tiger: Well I had this bowl of Cheerios. I poured the milk into the cereal bowl, not sure if I got the right angle onto it, but I managed to get enough out of the carton into the bowl. Then I was sure I used the spoon correctly to scoop up the cereal to make sure I was getting proper ratio of cereal-to-milk. It was the right mixture. Not quite soggy, not quite crunchy enough. It's something I can improve on in the future.
I don't know if I got it right with my toast too. Just overcooked it too much. Wasn't quite in the right place for sourdough, thought I was doing whole wheat. The butter just melted off too much, didn't have quite the right mixture. I've really got to work better at when I pop that thing out, just the little things from helping me enjoy a wholesome breakfast.
No one asked him that question. Someone should have.
Watch the full presser below.