Get off the computer and get in front of your TV (or if you don't actually have to get up, turn your head... and if you don't even have to turn you're head... well you're too lazy for your own good) because here's what's on the tube for you tonight. All times are pacific.
College Football Scoreboard | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN - It's Saturday, folks. Saturday in September, as a matter-of-fact. This of course means that if you're not watching college football, you're doing it wrong. Check in on the action with this iteration of College Football Scoreboard.
NASCAR Racing: Sprint Cup in Richmond | 4:30 p.m. | KGOTV (ABC) - One of my favorite races of the year. Not much else to say beyond that, ya know?
US Open Tennis Women's Final | 5:00 p.m. | KPIX (CBS) - The US Open, as I've preached on here, is my favorite sporting event, or pretty darn close to it. The women's final promises to be a good one.
Red Sox @ Athletics | 6:00 p.m. | CSN California - The A's destroyed the Sox yesterday, and will look to do it again. That was a very entertaining game, so this one should be too, right? ... Right? We can only hope. Immediately preceded and followed by A's Pregame and Postgame Live, respectively.
Shark Fights 13: Jardine Vs. Prangley | 6:30 p.m. | PPV - Shark Fights is a small, Texas-based promotion with some investors who are looking to step things up. They've signed a number of big names who are outside of the bigger promotions and I, for one, feel like supporting what appears to be a very promising organization by purchasing this PPV. Some good mixed martial arts action coming up here.
MLS: Dallas @ San Jose | 7:00 p.m. | CSN+ - Check around and see if you have this channel to get this game. It should be a really good one.
Stanford @ UCLA | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN - Bay Area college football action, could you ask for more? No, no you really can't. If you do, you're greedy. Stop that.