Get off the computer and get in front of your TV (or if you don't actually have to get up, turn your head... and if you don't even have to turn you're head... well you're too lazy for your own good) because here's what's on the tube for you tonight. All times are pacific.
NFL Total Access | 3:30 p.m. | NFL Network - Great show, and now that football is going again, a valuable source of inspiration. Gotta watch it, new episode.
Women's Tennis: Western & Southern Open | 4:00 p.m. | ESPN 2 - Tennis is my favorite sport, or it's definitely up there, at least. Gonna be watching this one myself.
Chronicle Live | 5:00 p.m. | CSN Bay Area - Mark Purdy, Andrew Baggerly, and World Extreme Cagefighting commissioner Reed Harris anchor tonight's new episode.
A's @ Twins | 5:00 p.m. | CSN California - The A's begin a new series against the Twins tonight and if you're a fan - need I say more? Immediately preceded and followed by A's pregame and postgame live, respectively.
Boxing: Arreola-Quezada | 6:00 p.m. | ESPN2 - Need I say more? If so, you're silly. Big guys hitting each other really hard - tune in.
Padres @ Giants | 7:00 p.m. | KNTV (NBC) - Well, folks. There's only one thing more important than beating LA right now - and that's beating SD. The series kicks off tonight. Be there.
Strikeforce Challengers: Riggs vs Taylor | 11:00 p.m. | Showtime - You might get this at eight depending on your Showtime package, so be sure to check it out. I'm not too excited for the main event, but legendary MMA fighter Randy Couture's son Ryan Couture is fighting tonight in his professional debut, so I'm interested in that. Also, Miesha Tate - and I don't think I need to say anything other than that.