Get off the computer and get in front of your TV (or if you don't actually have to get up, turn your head... and if you don't even have to turn you're head... well you're too lazy for your own good) because here's what's on the tube for you tonight. All times are pacific.
MLS Soccer: Earthquakes @ Union | 3:00 PM | Fox Sports California - Actually, I'm not too sure that the channel is fox sports, but it's what I'm assuming FSC stands for. That being said, this promises to be a good game and some good football action for those of us wanting more. The Earthquake are on a losing streak and are looking to correct it in Philly. If you head to the main page we'll be following the game and providing updates, so there's that.
Chronicle Extra Weekend Edition | 3:30 PM | CSN Bay Area - You know, I'm not actually sure what this is. It's a recap of the previous week, but I don't know if that means in bay area sports in general, or a recap of the Chronicle Live show - either way it should be a good run-down of what's been going on.
Giants @ Nationals | 4:00 PM | CSN Bay Area - Are you a Giants fan? Watch the Giants game, no excuses. Are you an A's fan? Watch the Giants lose to the Nationals until the A's are on. Again, no excuses. Go.
NFL Total Access | 4:00 PM | NFL Network -It's a new episode, and any new episode stands a chance of having Rich Eisen on it. Eisen is the second most awesome guy on television. Watch it if you're into the NFL. Really, again, no excuse.
Angels @ A's | 6:00 PM | CSN California - Like I said about, comes on after the Giants game, so you're either an A's fan grinning at a Giants loss or you're a Giants fan being vindicative and doing some revenge-hoping of your own. Yeah, I said 'revenge-hoping'.
Legends: Jerry Rice | 8:00 PM | CSN Bay Area - If you missed this tribute to the Bay Area demi-God, there is no excuse to not watch it now that I'm telling you when it's on. I missed it myself, and I'll be tuning in. Great player and a great guy, that one.
Legends: Ricky Henderson | 9:00 PM | CSN Bay Area - Keep it on the channel to watch one of the sports greatest baserunners. The Man of Steal indeed.