PHOTO: Andrew Luck Shaves His Beard. A Nation Mourns.

The Stanford Cardinal were dealt a serious blow to their national championship hopes today as Andrew Luck revealed that he shaved his beard at Bay Area Media Day. When Luck revealed his clean-cut look, he was immediately greeted with the gasps and sobs of passing Stanford fans and sighs of relief from Cal fans.

Photo proof after the jump.

Andrew_luck_no_beard_medium

Flags flew at half-mast at the Pac-12 office this afternoon upon the news. "It'll be very difficult for the Pac-12 to move forward with this stunning development." Commissioner Larry Scott remarked in a statement released to the press. "We felt Heisman Trophies, Nobel Peace Prizes, time travel via teleportation...all of that was possible for Pac-12 football. But now that there's no long a beard to fear, we'll have to settle for this absurd TV contract for the conference I negotiated. These are dark days."

When asked for comment about the solemn news, Luck shrugged his shoulders and replied, "You know I can grow this thing back, right?"

For more on Stanford football, go to Rule of Tree.

Trending Discussions

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join SB Nation Bay Area

You must be a member of SB Nation Bay Area to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SB Nation Bay Area. You should read them.

Join SB Nation Bay Area

You must be a member of SB Nation Bay Area to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SB Nation Bay Area. You should read them.

Spinner

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.